Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What kind of bee do teachers love?