Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
We had a discussion about roses.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?