Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do trees have so many friends?