Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why are skeletons so calm?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do little fish love to play with?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How long will dinner be?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?