What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do automobiles fly?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why do cows go to New York?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?