What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?