Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?