Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What reads and lives in an apple?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?