What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?