Why do bees buzz?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What kind of books do boats write?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?