What do you call a magical reptile?
A lizard.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do cows go to New York?
What bird is always sad?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why is furniture so generous?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are winter days great?
How do fleas travel?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which family member has tusks?