What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
A grill sergeant!
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why is winter considered holy?