Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a forklift?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?