Why are cowboys always religious?
The Bible spurs them to good deeds.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's the opposite of irony?