What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How do you talk to a giant?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?