Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?