What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is the strongest animal?
What car always breaks the rules?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?