What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How did the tree get lost?