Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What country has the most fish?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?