What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?