Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's the scariest letter?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do you make antifreeze?