Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What shape has a knighthood?