Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?