What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How does a taco bless the table?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What vegetables make the best music?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?