What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
It's allergy season again?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?