What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What bird is always sad?
Why is money so stubborn?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?