What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?