What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What nationality are most fish?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did summer catch autumn?