What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where was Noah born?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?