What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do cats love to work?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?