How is life like toilet paper?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?