Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What fish sings the best?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the scariest letter?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which elf is the best singer?