Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How is cat food sold?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the confused bee say?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?