What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?