What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do you organize a space party?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is summer always sad?