Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of books do boats write?