If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's good for both poker and theater?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why don't fish play basketball?