What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do math teachers love March?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the scariest letter?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?