Do you have the best ceiling?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Did you know about April 1st?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do math teachers eat?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?