Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
It didn't want to rain on the Macy's Day parade.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?