What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Some day my prints will come.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why are cars magic?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?