Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Because he was barking up the wrong tree.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
When do mice play every day?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?