Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
