Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?