What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?