What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.