What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
You are the coolest.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?