What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What bird is always sad?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Who granted the fish a wish?