Why are frogs always happy?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?