Which insect is the smartest?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do automobiles fly?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?