What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do trees hate going to school?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
When do flowers get their workout in?