Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's a henway?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?