Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?