What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How do you wash a lamb?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What type of car do planets buy?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do tough ducks come from?