Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the loudest sport?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What makes music in your hair?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
When do flowers get their workout in?