What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the horse so happy?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Are baby skunks cute?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?