What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
Why was the dog so popular?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?