Why did he change his bike's tires?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?