Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?