Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What nationality are most fish?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Which subject has two parts?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?