What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why do two skunks argue?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do little fish love to play with?