Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What are the strongest days of the week?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?