Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How does the sun listen to music?