My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which cats have the best manners?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What animals make the best students?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?