Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What birds make average students?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Did you know that felines don't bite?