Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What are you studying in math?