Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What are baby potatoes called?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of water do fireworks like?